dreamfulreality asked: Then that makes you a baka baka baka baka because you called me a baka four times, baka.
Like I said earlier, I’m not a baka, because you are the baka here, which now makes you a baka baka baka.
Anonymous asked: Can I suck those beautiful nipples?
Touch me in any way like that, and you’re going to jail like the rest of the Anons. 
sadisticpervyanon asked: Nice~. And who knows with who I am messing. <trollface>
You mess with everyone, I figure. But hey, as long as it’s not me and it’s Hijikata, it’s all good.
dreamfulreality asked: No, I'm pretty sure the baka here is you, baka.
Nu uh, you’re the baka for calling me a baka, which makes you a baka baka, you baka, since you called me a baka twice already.
sadisticpervyanon asked: Nice to meet you, my sadist fellow.
Oi… I think I saw you messing with Hijikata earlier… I approve.
dreamfulreality asked: Are you a baka or are you just a baka?
I’m not the baka here, you are.
Anonymous asked: I ship you with Hijikata!
…Hijikata, here’s another anon for you. They say crazy things.
dearmadalice asked: Dear Sougo, I think I want to be a sadist. How can I be a sadist like you?
Anonymous asked: 'm not lying. Wanna bet?
Yes. And I’d most likely win.
Anonymous asked: I've heard sadists usually also have a bit of masochist in them.. is this true in your case? And if so, can I tie you up, mayo? Uh, I mean, Sougo?
Wait a minute… why are you calling me mayo in the first place?! …are you with Hijikata?!
